Monday, April 20, 2009

Questions

How do you, like, unwhore yourself?


Ask boyfriend:

1. How many whores have you been with? Are they good or are they just fleshy holes. Do you kiss a lot?

2. Does your ex know you've cheated on her?
Optional: a. If you ever do cheat on me, will you tell me?
b. If you do ever cheat on me, please dont tell me, because I'm going to leave you alone.

3. First sex?

4. How many girls have you divirginized?



Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Alex: "Who knows anything about anyone? Who would really want to?"

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